Libra Ryann met this god one time who had this huge family and they were all super weird. They were each obsessed with this war at the end of the world? Oh my god; they spent ALL their time getting ready for it. And they didn't even know when it was going to happen! They just had these super hot, winged-chicks going around collecting the souls of dead warriors nonstop for this battle which may or may not be happening any minute. Bizarre.
Anyway, the god, Thor, he was so attached to this hammer his dad gave him. When him and Libra went to the movies: he was holding the hammer. Out at the club: holding the hammer. Having sex? Listen: getting spanked with a hammer? Sucks.
So, even though his arms were INSANE, she had to break up with him. Like come on: grow up and stop playing with the toys your daddy bought you.
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