Dear handsome young cashier @Nordstrom.
Thank you for your professionalism in handling my return this evening. You pulled the receipt from the bag and scanned it, pulled the dress from the bag and scanned it thus completing the return transaction. Oh but wait there’s more. As I helicopter parent over my impatient son, I notice you in my peripheral, reaching into the bag for one last and unexpected item...in sloooooow motion. I. Am. Dead. Please forgive the glistening sweat on my crimson skin as you ask if perhaps I had removed the tag from the lacy panties...or perhaps they had been part of a set? Such a prompt and graceful way to allow me to retreat from the obvious predicament. You and I both know what a pair of panties rolled down the leg looks like. 💀 Monday, you win. #cleanlaundry #lavidacota #mondayblues