so. endgame really happened huh.
okay so here's my spoiler free review :
first of all, it was an amazing movie and really did a great job with answering a lot of questions.
the ending was pretty satisfying.
the deaths were kind of unexpected. It had some funny scenes and some of the saddest scenes.
very enjoyable, 10/10.
basically me shouting about the movie, not a review but contains spoilers :
i warned you
what are you doing here
if you haven't seen it stOp reading
okay so you had your chance
whAT THE FUCK FIRST OF ALL NATASHA BABY YOU DIDNT DESERVE THIS ALL THE THINGS SHE WAS DOING THOSE FIVE YEARS WERE BECAUSE SHE HAD TO WIPE OUT THE RED SHE HAD IN HER LEDGER AND SHE COULDN'T MOVE ON OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE SHE DIED SACRIFICED 😭
SECOND OF ALL THOR BABY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! IS?! WRONG ?! WITH?! YOU ?! YOU BODY YOU FITNESS YOUR GREATNESS YOUR POWERS!! YOUR ROYALTY!! WHERE DID ALL OF THIS GO? GO SHAVE! GET FIT! STOP IT WITH THE BEER! I CANT BELIEVE HE WENT FROM DADDY TO DAD(if you know what i mean)but anyway, after losing everything he had, it was expected, just not THAT MUCH like oh my god just let me hug you already.
also, that IS America's ass ;)
when they went back in time it was so funny seeing them fuck up hsksk specially Tony when he got hit by the hulk and Loki escaped.
Captain marvel was way too op imo.
and some scenes were boring.
was expecting more battles:(
and lastly, the. last. battle. omg.
okay i have so much to say about it:
first of all, it was unexpected af.
second of all, how Sam was like "on your left'' was both funny and touching. i really thought we were losing Steve before the portal started opening. but like he was really gonna start fighting them all, alone, wig.
and then how he screamed
"avengers, assemble !" like YES that's what we deserve! anyway in that battle thor was sooo minimized when it comes to his powers. like. i was so disappointed. iw thor was way more powerful than endgame one. i get it tho, he's not in his right state of mind,is he?
third of all when Wanda just appeared and showed us her powers like, YES! SHE! IS! THAT ! BITCH ! we stan. i was so proud of seeing my bbg on screen again :')
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i can't wait to see her end that ugly ass raisin in endgame
instagram made this so offbeat and low quality i-
I think I posted this once but it deserves repetition